Java Shitty

The coffee shop at Masco High School. Famously known for the shitty overpriced coffee drinks they make.

Masco Kid 1: Hey wanna go down and get something at Java City?

Masco Kid 2: Don't ya mean Java Shitty?

Masco Kid 1: Yeah but it's the only place around.

Masco Kid 2: Yeah, you're right. Shit.

by mikefrommasco October 29, 2007

Titty Shitty

The state of being so messed up that all you can say is "I'm Titty Shitty." In other words you are incredibly fucked up.

Man Chris was so Titty Shitty last night he let Andy spray pepper spray in his mouth!

by Vargs December 9, 2008

Shitty Butt-Cum

A substance produced during anal sex when a man sodomizes either a woman or another man and the ejaculate (or cum) of the male (that of the pitcher at any rate) is released into or around the anus (or, loosely, butt) of the other party. The resulting solution is mainly composed of seminal fluid (again, cum) with trace to mass amounts of errant fecal matter (or shit); hence the term "shitty butt-cum." Disambiguated from "santorum" in that it does not additionally require the presence of anal lubricants.

"Eww! You got shitty butt-cum all over Grandma!"

by six_plus_one July 24, 2008

shitty pooh

Having a fresh batch of moist shit

hey john, come and look at my shitty pooh

by Mic August 5, 2004

shitty fingers

The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.

Dave got shitty fingers after fucking some chick up the ass in St. Louis.

by The One who calls Himself I Am, Jr. February 12, 2006

shitty driver

anyone from the state of new jersey

damn, everyone from new jersey truly is a shitty driver.

by jersey sucks123 March 16, 2010

shitty shower

When you take someones shower head off, shit in it, then put it back so that when they take a shower it makes for a shitty situation.

Mike I'm gonna shit in your shower head so you have a really shitty shower.

by mattarkot June 18, 2011