Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!

I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie

by Epictailz January 25, 2017

Persian Smoothie

A smoothie from persia

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie

by Grenadinepeen July 12, 2020

Carrot smoothie

A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.

Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.

by pas6969 September 11, 2017

baby yoda smoothie

Something only pewdiepie will drink

Hunter:Ok mission 17 to find baby yoda
Chef:FIND BABY YODA RIGHT NOW,THAT BABY YODA SMOOTHIE ISNT GONNA MAKE IT SELF

by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 27, 2019

Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

by smoothiebrother October 1, 2022

strawnana smoothie

A type of smoothie made with strawberry and banana.

I have a strawnana smoothie.

by Ritacca February 14, 2023

Skincare Smoothie

Mixing multiple skincare products to achieve a desired effect. Popularized by the brand Drunk Elephant.

“Wow this Sephora is a mess, the mall teens must have been at it again making skincare smoothies”

by September 20, 2023