yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.

Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Junk Sling

A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; A pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.

Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a Junk Sling to the beach.

by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014

pig spying

Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog

"Damn, dude, I nearly fractured my wrist pig spying dat ho!"

by The Gorgon June 6, 2015

pork slinger

a derogatory term for an obese person.

I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.

by renegade lemonade March 11, 2016

dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.

Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.

by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016

Akron Sling

Named after the rubber city, the Akron sling is when you slingshot the used condom into your partner's face after intercourse.

Sonya: Dude, why are you so pissed off?
Chris: She gave me the Akron Sling!
Elyse: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sonya: You were going to do it to her!
Chris: ...
Sonya & Elyse: AHAHAHAHA!

by Dr. Wolfgang Von Bubbles November 27, 2016

Titty Sling

a bra

at the end of the day nothing feels better than ripping off the ol titty sling

by ranbamfam June 12, 2018