connor simon

Connor Simon is a pain in the arse and all of his friends would agree that he enjoys to be annoying

That Connor Simon rubbed me up the wrong way this morning

by THEJKR May 28, 2014

Simon loader

Vodka lime and soda

Can I have a Simon loader

by PDa cdc137 August 25, 2023

Simon Cowell

cow

oh i love simon cowell

no u dont hes a cow

by Oned1rect1on October 30, 2022

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is a hated celebrity among directioners, why? Oh i can tell you but i don't have any time but you can search it up.

What celebrity do u hate?
Oh i hate Simon Cowell

by Oned1rect1on May 21, 2021

Simon Cowell

I hate Simon fucking Cowell

someone: Is Simon Cowell good?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SLAYYYYALLDAYYYYYYYYY December 17, 2022

simon sanchez

A simon is the best person you could ever meet in your life. They will always be there when you need them and make you feel like you have a meaning. They tend to have a circular face shape, brown/black hair, and the most perfect smile. They are caring, sweet, kind, smart, and just amazing in every single aspect. A simon will always check up on you and make sure you're doing okay, if not then they will do anything in their power to make sure that you are. Even if you meet a simon at a young age, they will prove to you that they're going to be an amazing father and take special care of your guys kids. They always want to help people even if they dont know them and that's one of the best things about them. Meeting a simon is one of the best things that will ever happen to you, they will treat you like a queen and tell you how amazing you are every day. Simon is the bestest bestfriend you could ever ask for. They are also an amazing significant other and will show how much you mean to them 25/8. They tend to care about everything and everyone. If you ever meet a simon never let them go because even though things might not be the best as of right now, they will always be there and never leave your side.

Person 1: Did you hear that I got with simon sanchez?
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: The person who changed me for the best.

by Stinky chicken nugget April 19, 2021

Nick and simon

The realest niggas you will ever meet, one is ugly and has spiderman powers the other just works out all day, one is really small in all aspects (simon) the other is really big in all aspects (nick)

Damn nick and simon like to eat ass and smoke grass

by 😈 trolly March 08, 2022