Twat Shuffle

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.

Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.

by CraigHayger November 4, 2013

Shuffle bembo

Playing porn on shuffle

I can't wait to shuffle bembo tonight.

by Thetruefaggot June 13, 2018

kanuckle shuffle

The implementation of the middle finger's knuckle administered freely preceeding the initial use of the index finger to any part of the member's genitalia.

I had an itch in my ass so i kanuckle shuffled that ho!

by Dindi304 August 23, 2011

Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019

Bassist shuffle

The walk-dance usually done by female bassists, though can be done by men as well.

Involves bobbing your head and sticking out your chest while taking small steps, while also playing bass guitar.

D'Arcy Wretzky of Smashing Pumpkins is always doing the bassist shuffle.

by Unitedhipster November 15, 2010

bus shuffle

When you are on a bus and it slows down or speeds up and you suddenly do a shuffle to stop your self from flying to the front/back of the bus

Today I had a major bus shuffle and almost crashed into someone

by Megan smith March 26, 2015

European shuffle

the act of leaving a relationship to go to Europe and sleep around. then coming home, and getting back with the ex.

C got European shuffled when A went off to Europe. A broke up with C before she went to Europe. She slept with a few European men, only to come home and get back with C.

by kakkam January 20, 2011