shitpig

Derogatory name for a dog, especially a non-service dog who has been snuck into an environment where their proclivity to shit and scuttle about

"Get that shitpig out of the dining room, Maurice!"

by Lagoonatics October 26, 2019

shitpost

a shit post is when a dude makes lots of memes that are dead
sorta?

"Hey did you see Charile shitposting?"
"Yes carl hes such a mother fucking shit poster"

by yesmeyoueveryone January 16, 2020

shitpost.in

An Instagram meme page. They post shit that makes you laugh so hard that you will literally shit.

Me: That guy fell off the toilet in that latest shitpost.in post and made me shit myself from laughter.
Friend: Haha... Okay, I think I'll go follow shitpost.in and see what you're talking about.

300 people have died of Corona so far. 100000 are presumed to be infected.

by - Anonyn - February 2, 2020

Shitpostistent

Adjective describing a persistent shitposter.

His self-quotes are meaningless, but he's shitpostistent.

by CaroRio March 11, 2020

ShitPissMania

When You Have Explosive Diarrhea And Projectile Vomit Whilst Peeing, Particularly upon the Ground/Floor

Man!, Jim got ShitPissMania

by HolyHorseTesticles June 18, 2020

shitpantsable

A monumental fuck up or catastrophe that hits you in the bowels.

When the dam broke, it was one of the most shitpantsable moments of a lifetime.

by Gwordsmith July 12, 2020

Shitposting

Using social media while on the toilet

My constitutional is slow so I’m multitasking by shitposting.

by Bee Vomit October 29, 2020