Shitlinks

Fat fingers resembling pieces of fecal matter linked together.

Did you see that fatass over there? Her fingers looked like the little shitlinks I left in the toilet this morning.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

shitting stones

suggestions by people to try and solve something, or make and idea for something...random things to say

Alright, now i'm just shitting stones here, but what if this time we...

He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.

by dougperch19 July 19, 2007

shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.

oh man, today I was shitting monsters.

by armyman1982 April 6, 2010

shatling

a derivative of shat
someone who has shat recently
what you would call someone who is full of shat

"Did you talk to Meekus the other day."
"Yeah, he said he shat when he saw how the Brown's won that game."
"What a shatling."

by Eel Skin Joe September 29, 2011

Shitting Pretty

Somebody that looks hot even when they are dropping a deuce.

My Mamita is so hot that even when she goes to the bathroom she is shitting pretty.

by The Witty Coiner October 1, 2014

Shitting the Door

When people are scared it is said they'll 'shit their pants' and when people are emotionally distant it's called 'putting up a wall' (or door in this case.) Shitting the door simply means you are scared to get emotionally close to someone so you put up a door to prevent that.

Boy 1: I really like Becky but she doesn't seem to like me back...
Boy 2: Nah man, she's just shitting the door. Give her time.

by Slenderman February 16, 2015

Shipling

When you are watching a show and you see two characters who you think would make good siblings but they aren't siblings.

I shipling them.

by Otaku -San June 14, 2016