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SHITITIS

I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doctor but I keep making such an arse of things today”

“Don’t worry Mrs Jones – it’s just a touch of Shititis”
by Parly January 26, 2011
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shittech

anything that is poorly made using cheap materials desinged poorly bad engineering usallly made in china breaks a week after buying
hey jim that barbaque i bought at walmart 3 months ago is rusting and is falling a part" well you know jim thats just striaght up shittech "
by modified dick March 23, 2011
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Shitternetting

The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop
Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.
by TD12 April 3, 2012
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shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.
Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."
by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013
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shitter glitter

The residual spray left in the toilet after a bout of diarrhea.
Honey, will you please clean up this disgusting shitter glitter!
by chrognac April 27, 2014
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Shitter biscuit

Otherwise known as the gluteus maximus, ass, nalgas, donk or fundio
I will hit you in your shitter biscuit.
by Spyder_78 July 29, 2016
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Shiite

“Shi‘a” means a group of followers and it occurs in the Quran
many times in reference to the followers of the previous prophets, such as Prophet Ibrahim (Abraham) and Prophet Musa (Moses).2 Shi‘a today refers to the followers of a particular school of Islamic thought, which is based on the teachings of the Prophet and his family, and sometimes it is referred to as the “school of Ahlul Bayt” (the family of the Prophet). While no schools of thought existed at the time of the Prophet Muhammad, he still used to refer to a certain group of people as the “Shi‘a of Ali.”
The parable of Ali is like a tree, in which I am the root, Ali is the branch, Hassan and Husayn are the fruits, and the Shi‘a

(shiite) are the leaves.3
(Ibn Hajar)
by ShiaOfAli September 22, 2017
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