Furry shirt

A shirt with a slight furry surface/feeling due to mould developing.

Furry shirt is when you put a shirt in the wardrobe too quickly after having ironed it, (i.e. still moist) mould might start to develop. Hence the slightly exaggerated, but relevant reference to furry :-)

by Apple5 May 13, 2014

showcase shirt

A low-cut top worn by a woman, in order to expose her cleavage and/or breasts, much like putting them in a showcase. Typically, women who wear these tops deny that they want attention - they feign modesty, take extreme offense to catching men looking at their chest, and they frequently complain to other women about being objectified, due to their appearance, in a way that closely mimics humble-bragging.

Christina acts like it bothers her to have men look at her cleavage when talking to her, even though she only wears showcase shirts and tight jeans, around men.

by thisismypretendname October 24, 2014

Douchebag shirt

A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest

i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt

by Goatish February 1, 2015

Down The Shirt

A game played by middle school boys to try to get the attention of a girl whom the are attracted to.

"Yo Finley, whats up?"
"Playing down the shirt with Beatrice."

by imthemoosie February 15, 2015

shirt flirting

verb: meaning to wear only a shirt and no pants or underwear, hence just a shirt. The female version of shirt cocking ; when a woman is naked except for a shirt

Don't bother stopping by my place this weekend, my sweetie has me distracted with her shirt flirting.

by TROTSIG September 3, 2015

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.

Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.

by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018