Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018

Crab secret

The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.

"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."

"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."

by spaceunderscore November 5, 2023

Secret Six

A group of 3 super hot fucking couples. There is always a larger than life southerner that loves to say you cunt and is a massive Payne!! A semi professional sports man that has salty balls and a fuck wit that wants to retire to a council house and loves a good tea bag. The chicks either have super human strength, can read minds or do Halloween make up!!

The dozy cow fell off her stool and ended up in hospital all because the Secret Six got together

by Spunk bubbles October 12, 2021

secret hat

another name for undergarments. the top hat is the obvious covering the head, the bottom hat is the shoe, all that is left to name are the secret hats. These are the hats nobody has to know about you wearing unless you want them to.

"Hey, nice top hat, dude! Where'd you get it?"
"Hot Topic! If you like this, you'd LOVE their secret hats. So many fun colors/patterns! "
"Aw man, date night is coming up; I better get on that!"

by HDiggityDOG13577 April 3, 2020

secret way

An alternate route in a Geometry Dash level that usually makes the level free or easier, and is mainly empty space. Secret ways are not usually the intended way to complete the level, and often go unnoticed by level creators who aren't paying attention.

I found a secret way in Dimension Machine! At the part near the end with the blocks you can go through, go down after the first set of blocks and the rest of the level is free!

by nlolhere July 14, 2021

secret slag

a slag that keeps it low-key, she may be the biggest slag but no one knows it

Omg today I found out all this time Jessica has been a secret slag, man who knew!

by vodkashotss August 3, 2017

Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.

Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018