Seattle

A kind, loyal, honest, shy, outgoing, and loving person. She is a very smart person and has a big heart. She is sensitive but also forgiving and never forgets. Seattle is a very rare name. Seattle is a very creative person and she loves to be loved. You have to treat her heart love, respect, and etc and she will return it back. P.S my name is also Seattle

Hey Seattle gurl

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Seattle Sound Check

How Kurt Cobain met his end

He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.

by Xero Danger February 22, 2025

Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020

Seattle Pilots

A 1969 MLB expansion franchise that lasted one season before relocating to Milwaukee and becoming the Brewers

The ineptitude of the Seattle Mariners can be traced back to the lone season of the Seattle Pilots.

by TeaN'All February 18, 2021

raining like Seattle

heavy rain. similar to raining cats and dogs.

Aight dude, i'm gonna take a walk outside, see ya lat- OH MY GOD IT'S RAINING LIKE SEATTLE OVER HERE!

by AbsoluteHooman89 May 13, 2021

Seattle Supersonic

Not to be confused with the former NBA team.

Save up your spunk for at least two weeks so your load is more viscous. A Seattle Supersonic is when you have intercourse and then you pull out and shoot a load into the reciever's ear. Hopefully, you give the reciever an ear infection. That is the way to make sure this method works.

My dream is to give Tyler, the Creator's gigantic ass ears a Seattle Supersonic!

by kimchijames March 22, 2024

The Seattle Polycule

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.

"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."

by Camwood October 22, 2023