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chump season

a declaration upon taking something that isn't yours, but not exactly stealing it...
you find a nice pen on the ground and you pick it up and put it in your pocket and say "chump season!"
by Papa Whale December 16, 2011
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seasoned yolk

When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.
" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick
by N O G October 24, 2017
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Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder
US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!
by megan3.0 October 13, 2016
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seasonal ghost

A ghost or apparition that only makes it's appearance during a specific season (fall, winter, ect).
The lights only flicker in January because that's when our seasonal ghost Hector comes around.
by Tree Lover December 25, 2015
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good season

similar to good game except that the recipient is grabbed in the crotch instead.
I went to give Todd a good game but he turned around as I was bringing it in and I good seasoned him instead.
by boom goddess December 9, 2008
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Off Seasoning

The pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in anticipation of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. Involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the basement. That pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.
“Yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”

“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”
by maximun skiing minum dollar September 19, 2009
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flossin season

When the ballers take their winter wheels off their rides and put their rims back on: Flossin Season is open
That's the fifth Box Chevy I've seen with rims back on, Flossin Season must be open
by Treacherous Wendy July 24, 2014
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