Scottish Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.

Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!

by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009

The Scottish Parliament

A pathetic waste of English taxpayers money.

Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.

by Billy November 5, 2004

scottish pudding

When a male wipes his ass with a women's skirt

We were all out of toilet paper so I decided to just go with some Scottish Pudding.

by scotlandyard May 17, 2006

scrottle

A Term used for yelling at others to bewilder and confuse them.

While your friend is taking an oral, shout out, "SCROTTLE!" to catch them off guard, make them chuckle, and lose their train of thought.

by Sir Sagz a lot October 15, 2003

Scrotatiliia

The combination of your sack and your dick

I like girls who can swallow the whole scrotatillia

by Justin February 13, 2004

scrotial itch

The itching of a man junk when he is in the presence of a fuckable vagina.

As the bitch got naked I began to feel a scrotial itch toward her.

by Schadzmaster April 29, 2005

scrotimus maximus

huge scrotum. Over Full Scrote

my nutz R Huge. Big Ballz. Ginormus gonadz.

My nuts are scrotimus maximus!!

by N0t my real name March 10, 2008