Schwing Schwong

The incorrect or retarded way of saying swastika.

John: "This is Adolph Hitler. I want you to wear my Schwing Schwong!"

Erik: "Don't you mean swastika"

John: "You know what I meant!"

Erik: "You're an idiot"

John: "I know"

by Erik Shakaki February 27, 2008

schwan

1. An unpopular person, someone that's picked on for no reason, sometimes ugly, annoying, or a friggin retard... usually girls.

"Stop lookin' at me, schwan!"

"Shut the fuck up, schwan!"

"Leave me alone, schwan!"

by H N K May 2, 2006

schwanged

The residual effects and grogginess associated with the heavy use of marijuana the previous night.

"Dude, last night was crazy. I am so schwanged."

by hgfan November 10, 2008

Schwagerl

The epitome of awesome. A family tree of petite folks, focused mainly in MN.

An un-pronouncable last name.

Hey look it's that short Schwagerl kid!

by tinypants August 1, 2009

Schwing!

a sound of enjoyment or pleasure

I just fucked your mom. Sch-wing!

by Cait/Eileen January 30, 2003

Schwankwank Man

He's the guy who enjoys dressing in Granny's p.j.'s (is sometimes seen wearing a bright silver cape), has ears so large he can use them as weapons in battle, breath that smells like rotting snail slime and eats the cheese fugus between his own toes.

Warning! Stay as far away from this character as possible!! He has a horrible aim and so he'll try to freak you out by posing like a muscle man but ends up looking like a constipated turtle with extremely large ears.

by "Liver Lips" May 1, 2003

shwang

a word worth yelling after something good, bad (if used sarcastically), or hillarious happens

-"D00d, look! Girl on girl!"
-"Shwang! Let's watch!"

by wtfRachela October 18, 2008