scalded dog

One who runs away like a coward. A JRism.

JR: "Triple H is running like a scalded dog from Kane!"
JR: "Batista is running like a scalded dog from good workrate!"
JR: "Orton is running like a scalded dog from charisma!"
JR: "Shawn Michaels is running like a scalded dog from jobbing!"
JR: "La Resistance is running like a scalded dog from personality!"
JR: "Paul Heyman is running like a scalded dog from all of the bounced checks! Bingo hall! Bingo hall!"
JR: "Kevin Nash tries to run like a scalded dog but tears a quad in the process, bah gawd!"
JR: "Jake Roberts tries to run like a scalded dog from heroin! Wait, he is running back to it, BAH GAWD!"

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

Dean Lewis Injury Scale

Named after the world class prime athlete and gymnast cruelly felled in his prime by a tree surgeon.
Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
Available for claims direct adverts.

He got £10,000 on the dean lewis injury scale at the old bailey

by bigus robus December 14, 2012

Stinson Scale

Based on the How I Met Your Mother character Barney Stinson, it's a scale used to rate women on a attractive scale from 1 to 10

Guy 1: Yo, that girl over there is definetly a 10 on the Stinson Scale

Guy 2: Hell yea bro

by PMC1120 May 7, 2009

Full Scale Annihilation

The act of mutually accepted sexual aggression against a female partner you have no regard for, to perform the most vile of sexual acts so they never call or ask for you again. The acts include but are not limited to by any definition of lewd or crued. One must decide the boundries of his own limitations when performing this act. Not for the weak or faint of heart. Must be in fairly average physicial condition to perform task. The objective of the task is to leave the partner with no dignity, morale or self respect of any kind. This act typically ends with a mushroom stamp of approval and a towel or recipients shirt being thrown at them for clean up purposes.

Joe: "Hey man did you take that skank home from the bar last night?"

Mike: "After I got my beer goggles on I laid down a Full Scale Annihilation on her ass!"

Joe: " OH MAN! Not the FULL SCALE ANNIHILATION!"

Mike: "Yea bro, she'll NEVER call me again!"

by OchoShinka July 13, 2010

The Srinivas Scale

The scale to determine how srinivasy and black you are

What are you on the srinivas scale???

by Srinibobs November 2, 2021

Spalder

A man who creates an elaborate scheme to dupe people in online gaming, or chat rooms into believing that he as actually a female for personal enjoyment, sexual gratification, or other personal gain.

"I just found out that Allison is really a man." "Yeah, he/she is such a spalder"

by Kraine November 18, 2006

Like a Scalded Dog

Quickly and in fear.

When Davey Boy bgot mad and brought out the shotgun, Timmy ran away like a scalded dog.

by Rodney Basil September 8, 2004