Dirty Sammie

when you sandwich your booty cheeks around his thing when you're spooning

We didn't hook up, we just slept and dirty sammie.

by PsySam April 20, 2020

clarks summit

A small town nestled in the woods north of Scranton. Famous for Freedom bridge which supported 20 some suicides so far, and provides the only real reason of going there in the first place, to traverse the canyon over route 6/11. Predominantly mid-upper class white republicans, Clarks Summit is one of the best examples of a brainwashed, sedentary, and intolerant small town American stereotype. Basically reliant on speeding tickets and fines, the police force has adapted that special small town pick attitude and constantly displays severe power trip syndrome and inflates any small crime into a countywide police emergency.

Most who are born in Clarks Summit never leave, and those cops are all crooked mother fuckers.

by The Surgeon General March 22, 2008

summit

Yeah, my town. Yes, there are lots of rich people. But no, the town sucks. Nothing to do most of the time except hang out by starbucks and play hackeysack. And get drunk. A lot. Weed is also available (ps-don't go to summit promenade anymore: narc haven). However, most of the teenagers there are idiots with no future (as in-NO future outside of burger king). Live off of daddy's money, can't do shit on their own. The town itself has about 50 extremely overpriced restaurants, and a crappy little movie theater which plays terrible movies.

What are they playing at the theater?
Matrix, Little Kid's House, Lion King: Sleeping around

by master of everything May 13, 2005

Sammich

An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.

I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.

Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.

by AbomB320 August 2, 2010

Muff Sammich

When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.

She would be a good Muff Sammich

by muff mann October 28, 2003

sammich

A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.

I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.

by Lady Csyde September 1, 2009

sammich

Idiotic way of saying 'sandwich'.

Sandwiches are good.

by Cory S September 12, 2004