wet salmon 

Refers to a female who does not do anything during sex except lie there and take it.

"Rachel Geese is a wet salmon in bed."

wet salmon by Mathias Bramson April 26, 2008

awkward salmon 

putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio

dude, what was that? it was really awkward. it's okay dude, it was just the awkward salmon

awkward salmon by dugout October 5, 2010

Ninja Salmon 

A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.

Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.

Ninja Salmon by BikeEasy.org September 11, 2012

dog salmon

Can either be an insult or a compliment depending on the situation.

Zelda : oh my god I can speak Irish
Sica : shut the fuck up you dog salmon.

dog salmon by Googletranslateforspeds October 15, 2015

Poo Salmon

A poo salmon is a frozen faeces which is returned back 'up stream' into the rectum as either part of sexual play or BDSM punishment.

"When master wanted me to behave he would often Poo Salmon me into submission!"

Poo Salmon by the happy fisherman April 14, 2009

slappin salmon 

A mispronunciation by an angry alcoholic Bulgarian.

We're gonna watch slappin salmon, wanna come?

No way, why would I want to watch some guy rail a fish?

It's the movie made by broken lizard.

Ohhh, you mean slammin salmon?

Yeah

slappin salmon by Nivek_The_Soaring_Mofo_Eagle April 18, 2010

Sparkling salmon 

the act of cumming in a girls face; then using raw fish, preferably, but not limited to salmon or other closly related species, and smaking her across the face causing her to tumble down at least one flight of stairs. More than one flight is cceptable so are escalators, but they are not needed. a blow job is not required for this, but once again, it is preferable.

for the best blow job ever, I sure gave that girl a sparkling salmon.

Sparkling salmon by I <3 DOME/wierd shit. May 2, 2010