by steven tyler konken May 05, 2008
A sexual situation where one girl and 5 guys are involved. Two of the guys DP the girl while she jerks off two others and blows the last. While this is happening, her moaning sounds like a sea gull and her jerking off motion resembles the bird's wings flapping.
"well if you really want to, I think Jill would let me, you and three other dudes give her the old sea gull."
by MattyMurr March 04, 2008
Dude, I've got sea-ass from being in the ocean for, like, three hours!
Hahaha! No way, that's so funny!
Hahaha! No way, that's so funny!
by Delinquent.Unicorn October 18, 2010
by satan November 19, 2003
A coupon clipping, gossiping, breath snapping woman who is quick to judge, bitch and freak out; usually found in packs.
Sea hags are divided into ranks; young woman start as Private Sea Hags and bitch there way to the dreaded Sergeant Sea Hag
Sea hags are divided into ranks; young woman start as Private Sea Hags and bitch there way to the dreaded Sergeant Sea Hag
"Brandon's sister is such a sea hag, with all the bitching she does she will make her way to Sergeant in no time."
The grocery store was having a killer sale on lemon curd, but that didn't matter to Nitz, she still bitched about it all afternoon. You just can't please that ole' sea hag.
The grocery store was having a killer sale on lemon curd, but that didn't matter to Nitz, she still bitched about it all afternoon. You just can't please that ole' sea hag.
by Mohrtician June 03, 2011
The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.
Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"
by Friend Number 2 July 17, 2009
by nukeevry1 May 28, 2009