scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 7, 2012

2 Dales on a roof

A gay ol’ time!

Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay ol’ time!

See also Blake and Tyler.

by Codybay1 December 16, 2021

Plywood on the roof

A women with a ridiculously massive forehead.

Fuck me mate, did you see those hens that just passed us, the middle one had so much plywood on her roof, I bet space x often mistakes that as the landing pad for them new returnable rockets.

Noun- A person usually a women who would be Extreme pound material if it wasn't for her absolutely massive forehead that is plywood on the roof in its raw form.

by Boney McGrath May 7, 2023

Roofed

To throw onto a roof

Someone finally roofed that dumbass cump cube

by Gleamingthecube May 7, 2021

Guatamalan Roof Roaches

Hispanic Roofers. The scratching sounds they make on the roof coupled with them speaking is similar to the noises you hear in a roach infested home.

Damn, those Guatamalan Roof Roaches did a fine job on my new roof.

by Donde Esta March 14, 2021

Cat on a hot tin roof

When it slips out and goes in the other hole. She then jumps off quick as a cat in a hot tin roof.

We tried cat on a hot tin roof last night.

by Mackster.Yo May 2, 2025

Trampoline roof

A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.

I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.

by pingvuiini August 25, 2013