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Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.
"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"
by Gonzo January 1, 2004
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rectalite

stupid friends that are haters and dont really like you
by Kevin Robertson December 1, 2004
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rectal palpitater

Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.
Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.

That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.
by Cheese Master February 15, 2005
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rectal nausea

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.
Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!
by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
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Rectalfried

Rectal trauma resulting in a burning soreness then subject is said to be rectalfried.
Many Jimmy passed out drunk at a party the other night and in the morning he was rectalfried.
by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008
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Rectal specter

someone who frequently and compulsively makes subtle dirty jokes about common daily occurrences. or a person that takes pride in being a perverted douche canoe while not realizing how deconstructive it is to their social status, eventually becoming a ghost of their former sense of humor who people eventually start to hate.
If that rectal specter makes one more "that's what she said" joke im going to chris brown a bitch
by Sublimon January 22, 2010
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