A term combining "isn't real" and "don't exist", this internet meme was coined by MannixThePirate of Youtube and Blogtv.
Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.
Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.
Paul: Hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!
Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.
Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.
by xToadlordx September 2, 2009
Get the Don't Realmug. Her refined mockery of the socio-psycho underpinnings of society stood as an exemplar of what funning on the real is all about.
by Nayest June 22, 2008
Get the funning on the realmug. 1. Metal with skilled musicians who know their instruments inside-out
2. Metal with real meaning - their songs aren't just random rhyming words put together, but actually tell a nice story or send a message to the listeners
3. Metal with crazy solos (not always required, but it helps display your level of talent - and face it, it's awesome every time)
4. Metal that isn't made just to appeal to the brainless masses, but made because it's what the musicians want to do, and they will display their artistic music to the truly devoted fans.
5. Metal that stays true to its style, no matter what the current trend is (some deviation may be expected, but never go completely overboard or you may not be making metal at all anymore).
2. Metal with real meaning - their songs aren't just random rhyming words put together, but actually tell a nice story or send a message to the listeners
3. Metal with crazy solos (not always required, but it helps display your level of talent - and face it, it's awesome every time)
4. Metal that isn't made just to appeal to the brainless masses, but made because it's what the musicians want to do, and they will display their artistic music to the truly devoted fans.
5. Metal that stays true to its style, no matter what the current trend is (some deviation may be expected, but never go completely overboard or you may not be making metal at all anymore).
Real metal bands: Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Iced Earth, Emperor, Necrophagist, Rhapsody of Fire, Symphony X, Stratovarius, Edguy, Blind Guardian, and much more
by SomeBadJOKE April 27, 2007
Get the real metalmug. a metaphorical place in which no one lives but yourself. often used as a guilt-inducer by parental units.
by Anonymous July 10, 2003
Get the real worldmug. Real family is the people that you’re there for and are there for you. You love, trust, and care for them as much as they do you. This is not to be confused with blood family, as most of those relations are fake asf. Real family isn’t blood. They’re better.
Mom: where have you been?
Me: I’ve been with my real family, do you have a problem with that? They care about me more than you or anybody else does anyway.
Me: I’ve been with my real family, do you have a problem with that? They care about me more than you or anybody else does anyway.
by Juvenile Force April 21, 2018
Get the real familymug. Damn, Ronnie gave michelle a real orgasm last night. He massaged her whole body, then fingered her. She said it felt real good.
by Allagh April 8, 2010
Get the Real Orgasmmug. The bitch finally decided to real the deal and confessed to Jimmy that her boobs were fake, but the penis she'd been hiding from him was very real.
by Nick D February 7, 2004
Get the real the dealmug.