a combination of one part douchebag and two parts ass jockey. This lovely fellow however takes boths terms one step further and merging them. Not only does he love the mudslide he can ride from a man's asshole, he also feels it's his duty and thinks he's fucking Ranger Ride My Pie Hole You Douche. This man truly sucks and should be dicked repeatdly in the balls on sight.
"Yea alright COCKRANGER, i'm not the one hunting pie hole like it's buffalo and your an Indian, touch me again and I'll introduce you to a choke slam."
by Martin November 19, 2004
Get the cock ranger mug.A term used (most often by raid leaders or elitist douchebags) to describe someone in your raid that often gives their input where it is not appropriate or not necessary. When someone in a non raid-leadership role attempts to lead your raid and temporarily takes over the position of a raid leader by doing something that a raid leader would typically do, and subsequently appears to be an ass or douche because of it, that person has become a "park ranger".
Raid Leader says: Twilight Slic....
Raid Member A interrupts: TWILIGHT SLICER INCOMING!!!!
Elitist Raid Member whispers to Raid Member B: wow, did you see Raid Member A interrupt our raid leader!? What a fucking park ranger!
Raid Member A interrupts: TWILIGHT SLICER INCOMING!!!!
Elitist Raid Member whispers to Raid Member B: wow, did you see Raid Member A interrupt our raid leader!? What a fucking park ranger!
by Scrowtuss May 4, 2011
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Someone that explores the ass hole, kind of like how Chuck Norris, the Walker Texas Ranger, explored the west.
Ricky, you are such an ass hole ranger! Maybe you should spend less time around the ass hole and more time around the pussy.
by MAKAVELI x87x May 18, 2007
Get the ass hole ranger mug.The Blackhawk helicopter, aka Crash-hawk, as it relates to that chopper's propensity to crash or have a "hard-landing" for no particular reason, and then summarily catch fire and/or explode so as the helicopter's occupants, usually hapless army light-infantrymen, are burned and roasted into crisy-critters.
"Another Ranger-cooker went down outside BIAP yesterday:
One-team of Rangers trapped-inside,
One-team of Rangers kentucky-fried."
One-team of Rangers trapped-inside,
One-team of Rangers kentucky-fried."
by goodcop8 January 8, 2007
Get the Ranger-cooker mug.A person usually male who likes to have fun via other mens anal passage. inserting himself into the rear, therefore making him a rectal ranger. Sometimes used as an insult to a straight guy, another word for gay or queer.
by Eamer December 8, 2004
Get the rectal ranger mug.A young homosexual male who likes to sexually roam. His social and sexual activities cannot be limited due to his desirability.
There is no way he can settle down, he is a free-range chicken.
For more context please refer to chicken, chicken hawk, and twink.
For more context please refer to chicken, chicken hawk, and twink.
by homofield April 13, 2013
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