stir the ramen

It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.

“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 21, 2024

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Ramen method

Relaxing your throat and sustaining eye contact.

Guy 1: "First time cracking, any tips"
Guy 2: "Ramen method."

by GuyFromTikTok December 1, 2025

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Ramen Raymond

He a bitch

Ramen Raymond an ugly ass motherfucker is racist

by Ray838gfd November 23, 2021

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Ramen

If you're either poor or a college student who lives on campus (or both; as if there's really a difference between the two anyway), Ramen noodles are the perfect meal for three reasons:

1) It usually only costs a few cents

2) You don't need anything more than water and a microwave

3) It's pretty easy to spruce up the noodles by adding in whatever, whether it be pepper, an egg, chopped sausages, hot sauce, etc.

This tuition cost makes me want to jump off a building, but at least I have some tasty Maruchan Ramen

by Overstored Milk March 20, 2023

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