Ass queer

Someone who will stand in the doorway while trying to play call of duty.

Get out of the way ass queer!

by Callthemonkey January 4, 2011

Queer Tears

The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.

"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."

by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017

alphabet queer

Someone belonging to the ever-growing group of letters LGBTQ...................

Someone who does not know their ABCs and is confused about life.

1-Hey did you hear the added two more letters to LGBTIQ?
2-Who did?
1-The alphabet queers!

by Holden Tudiks sw July 19, 2023

Queer Gut

Very similar to a beer gut, but it resembles a gay man's stomach full of presumably semen.

Damn man, Chaz is rocking the queer gut over there by the bar.

by robtomus April 20, 2018

Queer-Bag

Basically a douche bag, Except it's used for Queers, also could be a bag full of queers

God Issac is such a Queer-Bag

by OdaDdaT March 26, 2016

smoking queer

Smoking some strange weed

Do you want to smoke on queer or good shit?
Smoking Queer Smoking some strange weed

by Baller 6446 October 29, 2020

queer cake

a cake (figurative or literal) awarded when a queer beds, yet another, "straight."

you and so and so, queer cake?
totes.
word.

by dasschepas February 21, 2011