Spidey Punch

Climbing up on a person to have sex with them from behind and resisting their attempts to dislodge you with Spiderman web throwing manuevers.

Can be the throwing of semen into the hair of the resistor after they successfully dislodge you.

I climbed up on her from behind like Spiderman. She wanted face to face action so I Spidey Punched her and carried on.

by AssmanATX June 4, 2009

alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.

That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.

by Gambeaners November 24, 2013

Madulla Punch

When a man is fucking his partner doggy style and punches his partner in the back of the head (@ the madulla ablongata) when his partner is about to come, making the brain spasm as his partner comes. Also known as a "donkey punch".

Lyndsay has been Madulla Punched one too many times!

by Abraham Madulla August 26, 2010

muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016

Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.

Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?

by Captain Custard September 12, 2014

quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016

grilla punch

The act of punching someone in the mouth, knocking out their teeth and then face fucking them.

Damn woman, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna grilla punch you!!!

by joeydetuned January 13, 2009