Dust pubes

It’s when someone has pubes that are so fair that you can’t see them. It’s like they’re transparent.

‘Remember when Connor put that Malteasers down his bellend?’ … ‘Man I do, but god, them dust pubes’

by Shyelf October 8, 2021

pube dingle

When you forget to shave your coo coo and your bum hair gets hot sweaty and toasty. So your bum hair connects to your crack hair. That dingleberry transfers to a pube dingle.

"If you think dingleberries are bad, you should experience a pube dingle."

by Goinontour September 28, 2017

Bandwagon pube

When someone likes a team for a stupid ass reason.

"I like the raiders because I'm a white sox fan and they have the same colors."

"BANDWAGON PUBE!"

by Gartz44 May 11, 2016

Macho Pubes

Macho Pubes mean you have a huge ball fro. Your pubes will join with your chest hair than your head hair. don't believe me? Watch the movie Fur: an imaginary portrait.

Man my macho pubes are advancing.

by The One U Trust September 23, 2011

pube bunnies

The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.

Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.

by texasco April 24, 2014

Pube Hug

When you're pissing or getting a good jerk on then pull your hand away but pube curls around one or two of your fingers, hugging you.

Aw, man, I was pissing like a racehorse and got a pube hug!

by The Moist Sausage October 31, 2018

nannas pubes

Anything that's going is nannas pubes.
Everything good.
Everything is NannaPubes

#freehoggyking

DEAN : Bro get up for a beer
CONOR: NANNAS PUBES !!

by 6030king December 11, 2018