Professional Time Waster..P.T.W.

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.

Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!

by light bearer666 August 16, 2009

PTDBB

Pencil Thin DoucheBag Beard. A very thin beard that looks like it was drawn on with a Sharpie. You usually see them on douchebags with really hot girlfriends who enjoy being treated like shit.

WTF Britney? Seriously? K-Fed? How could you marry him? He has a fucking PTDBB. Goddamnit.

by Becky's BFF January 26, 2011

ptoot

prostitute

yo i saw jeremy picking up another ptoot in A.C. last weekend

by billyp01 March 27, 2010

PTA Shower

(Pits, Tits, Ass shower) a shower that is usually taken when you are running late, or you need a quick rinse and you need to wash the most dirty parts of the body

Friend: We're leaving in 5 min.
Me: Ok imma take a quick PTA shower.

by prettythoughts February 16, 2018

ptitsa

Ptitsa, sharp, devotchka, baboochka. Nadsat slang for a woman. Ptitsa refers specifically to a female aged 9-25, sharp 15-25, devotchka 25-40, baboochka anything older.

by KHD June 7, 2003

Badass Pterodactyl

The title given to a person who has reached a sufficient level of inebriation to display a demeanor of super badassery. Signs of reaching this state include flapping your arms like wings and screeching. Badass Pterodactyls usually feel as though they are capable of achieving great feats and may attempt to perform stunts that normal drunk people won't even do.

John: Hey dude, you totally were a Badass Pterodactyl last night. You jumped on top of a car and started roaring and trying to fly away.

by B-A-P December 26, 2009

PTB's

The Powers that Be. See the Man.

Keep this on the hush-hush, we don't want the PTB's catching wind.

by Alan May 9, 2004