professional celebrity

As said, a celebrity who has no talent but is famous anyway. For example, the royal family are a group of professional celebrities, as they don't actually have any particular reason for being famous other than having important ancestors!

Prince charles is a professional celebrity
The queen is a professional celebrity

by Asher February 18, 2007

Professional "That Guy"

Quite often a professional musician, a professional "that guy" is hired to be a scape goat for lameness and criticism. They are the tried and true wingmen for all those who can't quite cut it in public.

Holy crap, Taylor Swifts guitarist is totally a Professional "That Guy". No Johnny, your just a regular that guy.

by poop geyser January 16, 2009

precussion

Usually the loudest, verbaly and musicaly, part in the entire band, orchestra, etc. Plays extensivly loud until they are told otherwise.

Dude, shut up!
NEVER! I'm in the precussion.
Oh, well then that changes everything!

by Aerista T'laska June 12, 2011

progression through aggrsession

To get through something by acting in an agressive or destructive behaviour

After Rylie broke up with his girlfriend, he made progression through aggrsession by taking out his anger on the annoying grade 9's.

by Boothie February 4, 2006

Professionality

Using your amazing personality to assist in your professional life.

That Jeremy has an amazing Professionality. I would let him bone me.

by JMAN2424 March 29, 2010

professional wrestling

pro•fes•sion•al wres•tling \pr&-'fesh-n&l re-s&l-in\ noun
1. unadulterated, homo-erotic, gender transferable, ass tapping, leg humping, man grappling, soft core man on man action on a giant drum performing in gaping man tights for public viewing by gender preference confused individuals trying to pass this gay play off as “entertainment”.

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bryan went home oiled and in tights, he must be going to watch professional wrestling.

by bryan chen September 21, 2007

Blast Processing

A term used for marketing purposes to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog series on Genesis. It worked.

by RandomSegaFanboy August 30, 2003