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Premature Salutation

Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.
Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.

Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?
by chager45 February 13, 2010
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Premature Baking

When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice
'Dude I was just premature baking on this girl I cheated on it totally worked'
by jdochert April 25, 2017
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Premature Textuation

When you accidently send a text when you are only half way through it or have not completed it.
Someone does not understand the half or partial text you accidently hit send on - you respond.

"Sorry, premature textuation"
by csb1000 September 30, 2011
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Premature Emmanuelation

The act of celebrating christmas before christmas
He’s listening to christmas songs in november?

That’s Premature Emmanuelation
by Its_tufty December 8, 2019
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Premature saniliner flush

When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.
"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."
by R-Loz October 19, 2016
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Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.
I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."
by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010
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Premature Electuration

Early Self congratulations for an election you haven't won.
Joe Biden experienced Premature Electuration When he told the People that he would become president, before the counts were even complete.
by cloudrf November 9, 2020
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