When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.
by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011
Get the poke warmug. The act of jizzing on your little princess's asshole, then using your jizz as lube to stick your dick in her ass.
by Gus Schultz March 2, 2008
Get the snow pokemug. Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night
by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019
Get the Phantom Pokemug. When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.
by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 17, 2018
Get the poke wipemug. Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!
Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!
Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!
Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013
Get the Walrus Pokingmug. Chain poking is the practice of sexing several sexual partners in succession, sometimes using the condom of a finished sexsesssionto continue the next. The term chain poker often also refers to a person who fornicates relatively constantly, though not necessarily chaining each sexual partner.
by MasterPancake February 25, 2020
Get the Chain Pokemug. To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.
Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!
by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018
Get the Poke the coconutmug.