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poke war

When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.
Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.
by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011
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snow poke

The act of jizzing on your little princess's asshole, then using your jizz as lube to stick your dick in her ass.
I was fucking her from behind and I pulled out and gave her a snow poke!
by Gus Schultz March 2, 2008
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squaw poke

When shuffling a deck of cards; you take your finger and poke out several cards from the center of the deck. You then place those cards either on the top or bottom of the deck. This is done for good luck before you deal the cards.
While shuffling the cards the dealer says “squaw poke” and pokes the center cards from the deck as a shuffling move for good luck. Then deals the cards.
by Justakid May 14, 2018
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Walrus Poking

v. The act of chichalooing a hefty young lady, often done accidentally.
Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!

Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!

Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013
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Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction
Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night
by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019
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Poke-Hentai

A type of hentai that includes Pokémon or a character wearing a Pokémon outfit.
Poke-Hentai can be very hot and sexual when performed well.
by A cat-dog May 6, 2019
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Poseidon poke

When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.
Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!
by QuinnReed.4201 October 26, 2022
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