plantful

Fresh air in park or on the beach.

But it really smells different here, like the air. The air is a lot more plantful...
©Mark,Nct127. 2019

by loudsadfunnysilent November 16, 2019

plant hoe

The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.

person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone

by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020

plantatious

Very earthy and many plants

My house is very plantatious

by Girlbossforthewin January 29, 2022

plant play

Plant Play is serious and NOT a joke. It’s an alternative to pet play but you act is if your apart of the environment as a leafy green substance. Seedsent is VERY much necessary 😡 don’t mess w saplings 💀💀it’s gross. Taking down and dirty to a new level w plant play 🥵🥵

Daddy Spruce: lemme squeeze your branch, your my birch 😩😩 let’s take this plant play to a new level 😱😱

Baby Birch: have i been a bad seedling?? rub your spruce against my moss 😋

by plantplayer64 March 23, 2022

panthera

Always the coolest person in the room, sexy as hell, a beast in the sheets. Has many FWBs.

Oh, look! It's a Panthera! I know who I want to be friends with...

by Pody Gibson May 9, 2022

Plant Food

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…

Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….

by Eric Spano May 10, 2023

panthor

A literal God, the supreme lord of the bent-penis(lui kokoi) and the bringer of cringe.

Lord Panthor promised the world that he would reincarnate whenever the world is in need of cringe

by barzanga May 15, 2023