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Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion
What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T
by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023
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Seventh Planet

Uranus (sometimes pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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hottest bitch on this planet

the hottest bitch on this planet is mahrosh khan.
by nonononknonoo on non November 15, 2020
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Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zeranth

This guy will lowkey bust out some moves similar to the salsa, go really fast, go really slow, and then blast off into the blue sky. COME BACK AND HIT THE FOLKS YEAHHHHH. then he explains Fnaf lore and explodes, See yah!
A Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zeranth: Your greatest and truest desire in the form of your absolute worst nightmare.

HOLY FUCK ITS A GIANT FUCKING TSUNAMI WAVE, COURTESY OF Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zarenth AHHHHHHHHH
by KevinLebronFan49ers January 30, 2022
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the most famous lion on planet earth

wjhy the hell
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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10:13 PM
by O1RD October 19, 2022
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New to the planet?

Sarcastically questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world and verifies it by talking.
Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
by BillyVito October 4, 2021
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