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Planet 496

Planet 496 is the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST SPECULATIVE EVOLUTION PROJECT, SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THEN NUITOV 1.0, THIS STINKY SERIES WAS MADE BY SCRATCH USER DISTRUCTOSAURUS AND ABSLOTURE REEKS ASS, IT IS JUST SUBNAUTICA BUT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DESIGNS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHERE IS THE FUCKING ORIGINALITY
Person one: Dude you know planet 496?
Person two: tiamat gooner planet
by DinoZilla_Rex August 31, 2025
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Gas Planet

Guy 1: What’s a gas planet call scientifically

Guy 2: A big ass balloon I think
by RDM1615 November 5, 2019
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planet b

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment
Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.
by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024
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Brick Planet

ROBLOX: "It's Free!" *evil laugh*
ROBLOXians with common sense: "Nah, we'll find something else better than ROBLOX, bye"
Brick Planet: "did someone say: "Something else better than ROBLOX"?"
ROBLOXians with common sense: "yaaay"
-10 years later-
Brick planet: *turns to shit like roblox did*
ROBLOXi- ahem... Planeteers with common sense: "shit"
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Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022
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Planet comedy

A planet of “comedy” which is just really bad jokes.
*someone saying a stupid joke*
welcome to Planet Comedy population: Aaron.”
by Beffmig November 28, 2019
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planet 10

Just like Planet 9, our dear 10th planet is is hypothetical is a superearth it could possibly have steams of water will be a Venus Earth like. Also, will pass by the habitable zone, but then go out to the colder zone.
Or orbital period would look like 4K years
We all hope that planet 10 will be discovered
by Liamsexton November 3, 2023
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