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Pizza Shins

The appearance of one's legs, having fallen from a skateboard or bike onto tarmac.
"Dude, what happened to your legs?!"
"I tried for maximum air on a 720 but flipped out and ended up with pizza shins."
by Debagio74 September 10, 2022
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Pizza Thirsties

The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.
"Looks like that dude had one slice too many, got himself some pizza thirsties."
by Kraddel March 16, 2009
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pizza favoritism

The act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.

A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
(Slippery) Pete demonstrated "pizza favoritism" when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend

was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it

and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
by Angry old white man January 15, 2014
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Scam a Pizza

When instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your "previous experience", all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. This should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as Pizza Hut.
Tim: Wanna throw down on a pizza?

Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.

Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.

Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012
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happy pizza

Pizza with weed instead of pepperoni
Yo this happy pizza is amazing I feel like fucking and run around naked.
by No-gosh hat-che November 24, 2014
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pizza poisoning

Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.
I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.
by shomaster October 16, 2007
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pizza mogul

An entrepreneurial expert specialising in the Ancient Italian cuisine of Domino's Pizza, and the culinary art of Pizza design. A Pizza Mogul uses their expansive vocabulary of Hashtags to promote their Pizza designs through Social Media.
Arguably the most gifted Domino's Pizza Mogul of the 21st Century goes by the nom de plume #Shakedown. Compared to Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting due to his boyish good looks and remarkable intellect, #Shakedown's greatest Pizza works include, #ShakedownBeefNBaconSlider, #FrickinKickinChicken, and the favourite of the Hipster the #GarlicPrawnDeluxeSupreme.
by The Shakedown May 5, 2015
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