pizza king

An incredible pizza and sandwich eatery establishment that is being held hostage by Indiana. Be forewarned, it may become an addiction. There is one in nearly ever po-dunk town in IN. Only a few have a drink delivering train, which is awesome, but all have the delightfully delicious circle pizza cut into squares that is "an Indiana tradition since 1958".
I'm really craving some pizza king.

by shannonp47 March 08, 2009
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pizza parker

The man who won't eat his vegetables EVER!!!!!
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.
Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.
by VeeREx February 02, 2018
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Pizza Cookie

It's like a pizza... but you don't cut it up so it's like a giant cookie.
Guy: Hey Dude, I'm so hungry for pizza but I haven't got a cutter

Dude: Hey Guy, just have a pizza cookie
by Bloodyscenekids April 17, 2009
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Cheese Pizza

“Why do so many people hate Hollywood?”

Cheese pizza cults.”
by Bushieboie December 03, 2019
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Pizza game

The pizza game is a sport in which male competitors stand in a circle around a pizza. Competition begins and the participants masturbate as quickly as possible. The competitors attempt to shoot their load quickly because the last player to cum is required to eat the pizza.

see also bagel game, butan
The pizza game is enjoyed by fraternities across America.
by Nathan January 28, 2005
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pizza favoritism

The act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.

A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
(Slippery) Pete demonstrated "pizza favoritism" when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend

was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it

and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
by Angry old white man January 15, 2014
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Scam a Pizza

When instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your "previous experience", all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. This should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as Pizza Hut.
Tim: Wanna throw down on a pizza?

Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.

Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.

Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
by Mike Schrampfey November 30, 2012
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