pirate job

A hand job with all your rings on.
Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.
by Generic Kate January 17, 2015
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Porthole pirate

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.
eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.
by trevor340 February 11, 2009
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Jaunty Pirate

1. Having a buoyant or self-confident air like a pirate.
2. Crisp and dapper in appearance.
3. Self knowing in confidence on the field of battle.
"Andy resembled a jaunty pirate as he entered the office, his appearance was fierce as he exuded nothing but confidence."
by Geocoder June 26, 2009
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Pirate Peek

When a woman only shows one of their two breasts. A pirates eye-patch is like the woman's bra, covering up one eye.
Person 1: So did you finally see her sweet montezumas?

Person 2: Na man, just a pirate peek, but it was worth seeing the one paw pattie.
by ID 10 T error June 25, 2011
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Swag pirate

A massive cunt who steals other people's swag in an attempt to be accepted by society but fails miserably because they're a useless piece of shit that can't do anything
by Starker March 30, 2017
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Jamaican Pirate

The "Pirates" Faction from the 2008 PS2 game Mercenaries 2: World In Flames. They are incredibly stereotyped Jamaican gangsters who are hilarious to wind up, as they come at you, not wit a gun, but with a rocket launcher.
Jamaican Pirate: "Don' use de gun, use de rocket launcher!!!"
by Greenhoof June 08, 2010
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Pirate Sputter

A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.
'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'
by Goat_011 April 17, 2020
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