puddle jumper

When you pee in a persons belly button, creating a decent sized puddle, then slapping the puddle with your little fella(your dick dip shit). To classify as a true puddle jumper, this action must create a splash, hopefully landing in or around the facial section of the person who was pissed on.

Nick: Dude picture this, last night I pissed on my girls stomach, creating a small pond if you will, on her belly button. Then I slapped it with my mini-wiener creating a small tidal wave that struck her face, it was awesome.

Ron: Oh, you mean you pulled off a puddle jumper? LOL

Nick: Actually I lied, i did that to you last night when you blacked out and fell asleep on my couch. Hehehe.

by trav907 May 29, 2008

puddle of mud

shit nu-metal band. if you wanna listen to 'metal' listen to proper metal. not this 12yr old loving shite

by pakibeater June 1, 2003

puddle duck

Girls that think they are country. That go to mud holes and just take selfies and start drama.

That puddle duck does nothing but start shit.

by redneckford January 10, 2014

puddle

a shape roughly equal to half of a sphere, usually describing a collection of liquid or solids.

my ass left a puddle shaped indention in the chair

by puddle is a shape godamit February 3, 2010

Puddle

Another word for Louisa. Very innocent person with random comments all the time. Video game geek.

She asked the teacher for a bong, she's such a puddle!!

by Kasandra May 5, 2005

puddle jumper

a slang term for a moped

That boy is going to die riding that puddle jumper on the highway.

by corvus808 October 28, 2009

puddle jumper

A combination of the terms "wetback" and "border jumper".

I'll give that puddle jumper a good old-fashioned bean stomping.

by Nazi Steve January 18, 2010