phittie gonzalez

someone who is really really hot.

comes from speedy gonzales.
phittie comes from the word fitty, meaning hot guy.

'oh get a load of that, that guy is a phittie gonzalez if ever i saw one'

by shayanne January 29, 2007

pity fuck

Noun. Scotty B.
Synonym. Round Guy

Nobody would pity fuck Scotty B. if you taped a $100 bill to his bald forehead.

by John Monroe March 14, 2005

pity whore

Prostitute who offers service out of pity and not for money.

after his dog got ran over by a steam roller and his girlfriend got caught drinking waffle juice, he went to see the pity whore.

by biznob September 20, 2005

pity on your time from a long time ago

same as pity on your time, only much stronger

A: what do you think of my new shoes?
B: Pity on your time from a long time ago!!
A: Really? that good?

by Zach Engel March 30, 2005

e.m.philyaw

A weird yet charming young man who makes music videos based on the famous musician jack Stauber.

His strange yet fun videos have made a whole age group of people happy!

Ever heard of E.M.Philyaw? Go check him out... he’s great!

by Yogoma November 4, 2020

Pity nudes

When you do wrong by a person and you send them tit pics to make them feel better.

Maddie was grinding with guys at a party and cheated on her man...she sent him pity nudes after that.

by insensitive b April 15, 2017

pity head

Jade

Guy: She made fun of my dick but then I got some pity head!!!!

Other Guy: no way bro!!!

by bailey boy123 April 22, 2017