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Philadelphia Lampshade

A sexual maneuver in which a man performs a batwing and places it over their partner's eyes.
That chick I was with last night was a real freak! She wanted a Philadelphia Lampshade and tried to read a book through my sack!

Philadelphia Brick Missile

The act of ingesting an intact brick of Philadelphia Cream Cheese as a person with a great aversion to cream cheese, results in the intact Philadelphia brick launching a distance determined by said persons physical build, or buildup of pressure from within.
“Yo did you see Ant launch that Philadelphia Brick Missile across the quad? Shi was creamy 🤤 ”

Philadelphia Excellence

when she gawk gawk yo thangalang
"Shawty gave me the Philadelphia Excellence"

the Philadelphia 500 

Philadelphia 500 is something for members of the “community” to be proud proud of .

The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500

The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
yo-yo yo, we’re gonna party like it’s 1999 y’all The Philadelphia 500 in effect
the Philadelphia 500 by Pro stock November 25, 2021

Camelot, Philadelphia 

Camelot is a small, often forgotten neighborhood in far northeast philly, that's usually lumped into Bustleton or Somerton because most people outside of it don't know it exists and because most people in it don't know what the neighborhood itself is called even though they agree its a neighborhood of its own.

Camelot is within the small square bounded by Roosevelt Boulevard, Red Lion Road, the CSX train tracks, and the end of boulevard plaza (where it starts getting to industrial parks) to the north. The southern area sometimes gets extended to Conwell avenue .

There's not much there, besides the aforementioned boulevard plaza, Philadelphia Academy Charter School (or PACS), and a Party City.

If you don't have a car, Camelot is a terrible place to live because it's really hard to go basically anywhere or do much of anything. you're perpetually far away from everything, and despite there being 5 bus routes in the area, you can only really depend on like three that are basically the same route in that area because the other two only come when they want to.
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in Camelot, Philadelphia

Person 1: Where the fuck in Philly is that