pheartarded

Slang term which depicts the most socially unacceptable people. People whom are rejected by nature, and slowly turned into imbeciles who seem to actually devolve as they grow older.

These people are often Scientologists, or named Justin.

Person1: Wtf, the words in these books are upside down.. I need to buy a new one!

Person2: wow..pheartarded.

by CDX July 29, 2007

Pearced

To drink so much that you not only black out, but also publicly humiliate yourself. Getting pearced often involves vomiting, getting naked, or urinating in public, and often ends with permanent banishment from the establishment you are patronizing.

Dude, I got totally pearced last night! I was so wasted, I walked out on the patio of the club and urinated on the wall in front of hundreds of people!

by kungf00m45t3r February 17, 2010

Pearling

A body modification like tattoos or piercing, where pearls or surgical stainless steel spheres are inserted under the skin of the penis.

The purpose is primarily to enhance the sexual pleasure of the man or his partner, though some people do it for the unusual look.

Allegedly originated by Japanese gangsters (Yakuza) serving time in prison. Where a sharpened chopstick was used to cut open the skin. It marked both the time spent in prison and the power of a mobster to obtain pearls while in prison.

Your girlfriend will love the Pearling, but avoid sex for a couple weeks or it will hurt like hell and can get infected.

by Gnosa June 27, 2017

Pear Tree Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a Christmastime burger that's served with sliced pears

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Tree Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

pearapplez

da best streamer. Winner of streamer of the year in 2019 and Gamer of the Year in 2020. Nice guy never mean. Sub to pearapplez. #TeamPear

Wow did you catch that pearapplez stream last night?

by PearApplez October 27, 2020

gone pear-shaped

Unexpectedly gone wrong or gone awry.

"Since the plane times changed my whole holiday plans have gone pear-shaped..."

by Asynca June 29, 2004

crown of pearls

A sex act in which a man ejaculates onto his sex partner's head. Usually done to bald people.

I jerked off while the bitch squatted under my cock, I gave her a huge crown of pearls.

by Tobey March 18, 2004