phantom hole

That thing when you have had a large penis inside of you for a long amount of time, the aftermath feeling of your hole as if the penis were still in there.

My man did me so good last weekend, I am walking around bowlegged with phantom hole.

by JackExplainsItAll June 17, 2020

phantom bruise

The uncanny phenomenon of unexplained bruises found on the body.

"Hey Jim, what's that bruise from?"
"It's a phantom bruise; noticed it yesterday."

by manic depresso May 9, 2018

Phantom Wanker

A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.

Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker

by HankyPanky4255 November 1, 2011

phantom crush

When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.

Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time

by nikki.dove June 26, 2019

Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.

Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.

by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019

Danny phantom

The act of "going ghost" similar to Danny phantom from Nickelodeons show "Danny phantom" by butch Hartman

"bro I can't believe she just Danny phantomed me like that"

"Did you hear that but pulled a Danny phantom on Ashley?"

by B1ackwhirlwind September 29, 2019

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018