pencil jam art

When someone jams a pencil into their piss hole and starts to draw.

that is a great pencil jam art piece you got there.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

I'll pencil you in

A nice way to say "fuck off...im not interested"

Girl: Want to go out friday night? I'll bring pictures of my horse!
Guy: ...Um....I'll Pencil You In.

by BlackCotton May 20, 2004

I'll pencil you in

To schedule someone for a meeting.
To enter an appointment into an appointment book with pencil.

I'll pencil you in for a meeting.

by Pencil DIck May 20, 2004

Over Pencil Sharpening

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.

My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.

by Caitlin13579 November 3, 2008

pencil line moustache

A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.

Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.

John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.

by Toee August 30, 2006

Electric Pencil Sharpener

A sharpener having all the capablities of a manual pencil sharpener, with less labor, all you have to do is stick the pencil in and boom! sharpened.

Melvin: Hey now that i have an electric pencil sharpener i can get my work done quicker and more efficiently!

Joey: Hey youre a fag.

by -J-Town- April 30, 2006

load your pencil

Refill your beverage. It's the tacky, euphemistic way to ask a girl if you can get her a drink.

He saw the cute blonde had an empty glass so he winked and asked, "Hey babe, can I load your pencil?"

by PixieOfDoom July 28, 2006