Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 16, 2022

Fat Paw

When you finger bang a woman with the sole purpose of making her squirt.

My fat paw hit her like Niagara Falls.

by TexasCajun December 08, 2023

meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017

cow pawed

Left handed (English slang term)

Are you cow pawed?

by Dialecter January 23, 2017

Paw and Chill

Is the act of being collective in one thoughts after cumming from masturbation to then go on and have a thoughtful friendly discussion with a person.

After a paw and chill session I sounded so friendly in the discussion.
Go have a paw and chill session and come back refreshed.

by BrokenDragon December 07, 2015