chris parker

A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.
I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.
by ChrisParker March 10, 2022
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Deegan Parker

Deegan Parker is yes
by yupperdupper June 18, 2022
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Mom Parker

Andi D.
Did you see how she pulled in and parked?!?! Bro she TOTALLY parks like a mom!
You're a mom parker.
by Larry Josh December 13, 2018
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A Josh Parker

A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .
Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.

Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.

Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!
by Nigga Fascist June 10, 2017
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Parker Pratt

He is the definition of a gay lord. He smuggles 19 men in his house at once, and sucks their toe nails until its clean. Overall he's a communist that supports russia's views on how to take care of imepregnated cows and mother indians. FUcking bitch overall i love the shit he puts in my mouth omg, kiss my ass hairs and plunge them out with ur cheek bones!!!
Luke Level: DADDY PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH AND PAINT MY DICKHOLE BLACK!

Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!
by Kian Sucka February 19, 2020
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Tony Parker

to fuck your teammate or your friend's wife
guy1: hey did you pull a tony parker on my wife?
guy2: no of course not, you are my bro
guy1: then why did my wife pussy taste like your dick
by fassdasdf December 08, 2021
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