split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

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« Oups pardon, je t’ai marché sur le pied

« Oops sorry, I stepped on your foot »
Best line to pick up a french guy when you have 0 inspiration but still wanna engage a conversation.

I wanted to find a way to talk to that guy I like, so I stepped on his foot and said « Oups pardon, je t’ai marché sur le pied »

by MG_Lamic August 16, 2018

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Sam Pardon

Sam pardon is used when referring to somebody who has a lot of (fake) confidence, delusions of grandeur and rich parents(who spoil him)

Somewhat of a dutch Roger Elliot

Goofy ass Sam Pardon flexing with his parents riches.

That guy really Sam Pardoned his way thru college.
Dont be such a Sam Pardon, we all know you are insecure.

by Sam Pardon memelord October 12, 2018

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Lewis parsons

A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.

Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons

by Jellytotforever June 18, 2019

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