No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

R6 Ranked Paradox

An instance in the game Rainbow Six Siege in which you play well against people of your rank but then proceed to get shit on by players far below your rank.

Hey Jayden, no one can figure out why the R6 Ranked Paradox always stays true no matter what rank.

by ThatIQmain October 8, 2020

Dick Pic Paradox

The Dick Pic Pardox is when two men want to send dick pictures to each other but cannot until they are hard otherwise it is small. In order for this to happen they must see a penis, but they cannot see a penis because they have not gotten the dick picture.

Person 1: Hey bro wanna send me a dick pic
Person 2: Sure, if you’ll send yours
Person 1: I can’t though, I’m not hard
Person 2: I guess we’re stuck in the Dick Pic Paradox

by Turbotroop July 2, 2021

suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.

I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

by mick nullen August 7, 2021

The Sukuna Paradox

When a 2D character is a minor but is possessed by a second creature over the age of 18 that sometimes fronts the body and is thus simped on by the adults in Fandom.
A morally grey area that upsets Puriteens.

"You can't sexualise Meliodas he literally looks like a child!"
"Ah ah, that's The Sukuna Paradox, he's not a kid."

by Touchgrassfortheloveofgod April 14, 2022

Bobby Feeno Paradox

The urge that many athletes feel to quit their careers and become rappers, and vice versa.

Drake wants to play for the Raptors so bad… he’s proof that the Bobby Feeno Paradox is real.

by TR1P 9 April 18, 2022

Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.

Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!

by Woocon June 2, 2022