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packing iron

Wearing or carrying a gun. Usually meant for a handgun, but is generally used for all firearms. Also known as packing heat, carrying, or just plain dangerous.

It should also be noted that you only ask someone if they are packing, but never, ever tell someone that you are "packing iron". Most people shouldn't answer 'yes' to the question, because that means you're either a gangster, gangsta, or wigger.
Italian Mafia 1: Hey, man... you packing iron?
Italian Mafia 2: Yeah, I'm packin'. We gotta hit Valencio tonight. But choo' just fogetta'boutit.

Police 1: Hey, you! Drop that weapon and put your hands in the air!
Police 2: NOW!

Mafia 1&2: Shit!
by Ben June 19, 2006
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Paging ditz

To steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. Comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. Works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. Intentions are to pass self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain sexual favor.
HotFBALLchick01 is Paging ditz dude, no way those are her pics. I'm askin' for a date.
by drinkeer February 21, 2009
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local poking post

a girl(or guy) that is known to be extremely easy and is receptive to depraved acts like rimjobs and ass to mouth. they are typically reputed to have every cock in town stuck in every opening on their body at least once.
candice leigh price is an example of a local poking post
by josh younggayblood February 14, 2008
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Pawing

Making hands into a fist and rubbing them against another person in a cat-like manner. The act is usually done for attention or to annoy.
Stop pawing me, I'll play cards with you in a minute, neck off necker
by VictorianMan2 September 13, 2009
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fudge packing

The act by which a mans stool is shooved deeper inside his body by another man. This term is often used to describe gay and or promiscuous men
by Our21stzen February 12, 2003
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Parking lot question

A question you need to park (save) until the end of a presentation.

It's a fancy way of saying, "Please hold all questions until the end of the presentation."

This protocol is usually reserved for business meetings held over the telephone, a setup that seems to embolden participants to jump in at any time with multiple long-winded questions, slowing down the meeting significantly, and leading other participants to become unfocused to the degree that they start playing solitaire and mentally disengage from the meeting.
Bob: Interrupting...blah, blah, blah.
Sally: Let's parking lot questions. Okay, Bob?
by Facks Masheen August 27, 2009
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lemon-poking

The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus.
After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand.
by Sokolov September 21, 2008
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