(n) What most Star Trek, Star Wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.
George and Mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son Kyle ascended from his basement bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth Comic Con in as many months. As he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the Wad-In-A-Bowl.
by URallabunchofidiots July 10, 2018
Get the Wad-In-A-Bowlmug. When you blast out such a quantity of shit that you literally fill the toilet bowl. Depending on the size of the particular bowl, you may or may not be sitting in your own pile by the end.
Honey, I knew I shouldn't have eaten those three buffets yesterday. I just had a bowl filler and clogged up the bedroom toilet. Now I need to call a plumber to get all that shit down.
by Wordmaster Adam January 4, 2017
Get the bowl fillermug. To let loose, with extreme force and vigor, an excessive stream of diarrhea. One does not necessarily have to use a toilet for bowl rattling to occur; however, any area chosen as a bathroom suffers extreme damage as a result of the bowl rattler.
Example #1: My bowl rattler ruined my Honda.
Example #2: Bravo Burger is the home of the bowl rattler.
Example #3: Roman's bowl rattler just pummeled John's Restaurant.
Example #2: Bravo Burger is the home of the bowl rattler.
Example #3: Roman's bowl rattler just pummeled John's Restaurant.
by ZT14 July 2, 2016
Get the bowl rattlermug. when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.
by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019
Get the carving the bowlmug. To put it simply, the largest crap you have ever taken. Copious amounts of feces exiting the system at a rapid rate resulting in the need to hold onto something.
Man, I just ate a giant bowl of fiber bran and had to run to the head.....let me tell you, THAT was a bowl holder.
by b-boy-bot-d August 14, 2009
Get the Bowl Holdermug. Did you see the 'noodle bowl' at last nights Phish concert? Zero fucks we're given, there was spinning, twirling, jamming, foot-stomping, and a whole lot of noodling going on.
by wecanhavehightimes July 18, 2018
Get the Noodle Bowlmug. The extra skin on a man's ball sack is stretched by the fingers and formed into a bowl. Usually used for eating foods such as cereal, soup, or even chip dipping.
Friend: Dude, where am I gonna put this salsa to eat these chips with?
You: Don't worry man we can use my ball bowl
You: Don't worry man we can use my ball bowl
by HudBalls December 16, 2011
Get the Ball Bowlmug.