Emu Tears

Emu tears are the highly prized substance used to maintain the pH meters of the stick variety. These are rare and the ethical issues remain a sticking point, with emus having to be made sad for there attainment.

James: I just spilt sodium hydroxide in my emu tears nooooooooooo!
Craig: Trololol

by jamesw3593 October 20, 2010

tear and gag

Tearing the bitch in two (see drop the hammer), whilst stifling any sound that she tries to make.

Person A: What you upto this weekend dude?
Person B: Tear and gag mate, tear and gag!
Perosn A: Word!

by deltron April 27, 2004

Indian Tear

When you lack the need to defecate and the only excrement you can muster to expel from your anus is a tiny pellet.

Patrick: "Man, I really wanted to upper deck that toilet... but I couldn't poop, so I squeezed out an Indian Tear..."

Matt: "Go put an Indian Tear on this dollar so we can play poo dollar"

by Mattbrain February 23, 2011

Emo Tears

Used to mockingly express sympathy for another individual.

Aww, isn't that sad? I'm crying big emo tears for you.

by No Dutch November 24, 2003

Single Tear

When a dude can just ooze out a single droplet while cumming.

Zain's gf totally loves facials, but sadly for her, he's just a single tear dude.

by Zain Malik April 7, 2015

Trail of Tears

The small strip of hair leading down a girls back to her ass crack. Not a desirable trait in females. Typically found on Italian and Mediterranean women.

Oh shit man, it was all over when I saw her Trail of Tears. She has more hair on her crack than me.

by daveOMG!!1! December 18, 2005

Liberal Tears

Term coined by conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro. The whole point of the word is to make fun of liberal snowflakes who cry about the dumbest thing. (Like the gender of a potato)

Liberal: NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME A SENSITIVE PUSSY
Ben Shapiro: Thanks for your liberal tears

by Joe Luis March 24, 2021