Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."
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That ninja was cape strong
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Cape gay

It’s exit 0 off the park way .. gayest town on the east coast
“How to get to cape “gay” May ... go all the way south and turn gay “

“ you even been to cape May ? U mean cape gay

Place where men have sex in public
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Cape dragger

Man, look at that darn cape dragger over there, he doesn’t know or care what’s going on.
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Period cape

A garment of clothing tied around a woman's waist that covers her butt concealing any accidental period seepage.
That chick must be on the rag. Check out her period cape
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boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass
"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.
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